Total Medals Earned: 693 (From 75 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,410 Points
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/190 points)
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Keep both dinner guests alive
Pet the teddy
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/300 points)
Scare all the people out of the house
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability
Medals Earned: 2/13 (55/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 14/14 (500/500 points)
Get on a magazine cover!
Survive one assassination attempt!
Get re-elected once! (Real)
Get a statue!
Get re-elected once! (Fake)
Survive two assassination attempts!
Get re-elected twice! (Real)
Get re-elected twice! (Fake)
Survive three assassination attempts!
Get re-elected thrice! (Real)
Get re-elected thrice! (Fake)
Medals Earned: 21/22 (475/500 points)
Farm 100 Gold yourself!
Buy 10 Goblins!
Buy 25 Goblins!
Farm 500 Gold yourself!
Research 100 RP yourself!
Research 500 RP yourself!
Buy 50 Goblins!
Buy 75 Goblins!
Conquer your first realm and finish the tutorial!
Farm 2500 Gold yourself!
Farm 10000 Gold yourself!
Research 2500 RP yourself!
Research 10000 RP yourself!
Buy 100 Goblins!
Conquer the first lands!
Farm 25000 Gold yourself!
Conquer the west lands!
Conquer the desert lands!
Conquer the mountain lands!
Conquer the green lands!
Conquer the shadow lands and the earth will be yours!
Research 25000 RP yourself!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (175/175 points)
Looks more like it...
You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.
You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/355 points)
How can anything be good when you are a slave?
complete story on easy difficulty
you are a bad boy Arthur
complete story on normal difficulty
exercise is good for your health
complete story on hard difficulty
complete game on easy difficulty no damage
complete game on normal difficulty no damage
get above 10000 points on arcade mode
complete game on hard difficulty no damage
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 6/10 (55/175 points)
Unlock your first door or elevator
Slay the Savior
Turn a wall into a door
Finish the game
Kill the Clown
Finish the game with 100% map explored